August Holiday: Isola d'Elba & Cinque Terre

God, my vacation was fucking awesome! I wish I was always on vacation! Really! That would be super awesome!
But I can't. Instead, I'm uploading (finally, I know!) my pictures from my vacation.
We had an amazing time, romping around Isola d'Elba and Cinque Terre.
The details are best left unsaid, I think. Let's just say that Andy's girl is way too cute for him. And Myles and Anne are wonderful, fun-loving people.
It's a damn shame we had to hang out with Andy the whole time.
That kid needs to lay off the juice!

One Love,
Percy

PS- Seroiusly, it was magical. Nothing these here pictures can prove. Trust me, you're jealous.

PPS- In Elba Myles and Andy actually lifted and moved a car with their bare hands!

Surpise!

Whoa. It's been FOREVER since I've posted. But here's some shit from my adventures last month. I know, I know... old news. But whatever. This is what you get so stick a fork in it, shove it in your mouth, and chew. Chew, motherfuckers.
And more to come. When I feel like it.

One Love,
Percy

PS- I've pretty much been in bed touching myself for the last month. This is the view from my bed...

London, England! Oi oi, mate!

London is huge! And their underground system is hillarious!

What else did I learn?

- English food is that bad. Yes. Terrible.
- Beautiful women in that town but you can just tell they're not into kinky shit. Something about the way they walk, which is pretty much the exact opposite of how Parisian girls walk.
- SoHo is SoHo is SoHo, whatever city you're in.
- Shoreditch, that's what's up.
- Piccadilly square? Nice try.
- London would be awesome if it weren't for all the British people.


One Love,
Percy

Let's get drunk... in Dublin, Ireland!

In Dublin, I wanted to see how much I could drink. I did all right. Honestly, I've done better.
But I'm happy with my results: I made it to the Guinness Storehouse, the Jameson Distillery, Temple Bar, and just about every pub in between.
I gambled, I drank. Then I drank some more.
And when I wasn't drinking, I was drinking. Unless I was sleeping. And even then I think I might've had a pint or two.
I woke up and had a beer. Then I had another.

So here's some pictures.

Ya Heard,
Percy

More of Ireland: Monaghan and Belfast!

God bless the Irish. Really. What a beautiful country.
When you're there, and you hop in your yolk and drive over to the pub to slag on your friends, remember just this one thing: the first one is for thirst, the rest for taste.
Here's some photos of a lovely Polish girl with an Irish accent, and the political and artistic graffiti of the ghetto that is Belfast.
Just a note on Belfast: the city center is clean and shiny like most decent cities but go ten blocks in any direction away from the center and you'll find abandoned, burnt-out buildings, broken bottles, chain-smoking pregnant women, and worse.
But it does have some interesting murals.
As my friend Stephen said, "There are no more Troubles, but we still have problems."

Thanks, Kasia!

One Love,
Percy K. Widget